Archie News → Cripes! paige Lipari Island No. 3

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No. 1  →

On THURSDAY, we were TEN YEARS OLD. Were you there? You might have come, but we didn’t see you because there were hundreds of people!?!?! Thank you. We love you. We had the best time. Thank you again to Jordan Sondler, who did pet portraits and human portraits and donated her funds to the shop, and thank you to Natasha Pickowicz, who made the most beautiful Etna Cake we have ever seen. It was very steamy and fully erupted.

No. 2  →

We have decided to continue our BOOK SALE of 30% off all books, not just last weekend, but EVERY WEEKEND in October to celebrate our 10th anniversary. Come through on any Saturday and Sunday in spooky season to reap the benefits or use code TENYEARSOLD online all weekend long, as many times as ya wanna!

just a woman and her volcano cake

yes, that is an italian man reading a newspaper and drinking an espresso in the background

No. 3  →

Bakers take note! We have super exciting book events coming up really soon. Back-to-back on Tuesday and Wednesday next week is a Polish baking book, Dobre Dobre by Laurel Kratochvila, and a French baking book, Chocolat by Aleksandra Crapanzano. Plus, a TEA + DESSERT event with MASHA TEAS and Polina Chesnakova.

No. 4  →

Our community made a local TREE ZINE! Come by and pick up the last free copies at the shop. Take a nature walk through Greenpoint thanks to Katie Kelley and in honor of this past City of Forest Day.

No. 5 →

Our next Cookbook Club, Book Book Club, and Keep Greenpoint Weird Book Club events are all ahead of us with some good lead time and on the site! Do the community thing! It is everything.

No. 6  →

The latest food playlist. The New Eves, YHWH Nailgun, Peter Ivers + piu!

Happy Birthday Jacques Tati.

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or “I want to unfold.
Let no place in me hold itself closed,
for where I am closed, I am false.
I want to stay clear in your sight.” - Rilke

It takes everything not to have every recipe be an eggplant recipe. Believe me, more are coming. Somehow, everyone seems to like this dish. I say this because it is even loved by people who say, "I don’t normally like eggplant or eggplant parm, but I love this.” Perhaps it takes them out of their comfort zone, but into the platonic ideal of comfort food.

There used to be a mother who would come in and always ask if we had the eggplant parm. When we had it, she would buy four, saying it was the only thing her kids would eat. When we didn’t have it, she looked pretty distraught. I could smell the fear. She would ask us when we were going to make it next. She would always return at that time. When we closed the cafe, I often thought about her and her situation. Sometimes we pass on the street but avoid eye contact.

Eggplant Parm was absolutely part of Nonna’s Canon. Note that the four-layered situation I would make at the cafe is, ya know, majestic, but if you want it nonna style, layer it only twice and serve yourself a wide, shallow piece. There is something quite elegant about how this eats.

The following are some main ideas about Eggplant Parm:

puréed onions

see?

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the garlic added in

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starting out

hours later - it looks glossy and changed

the eggplant is being degorged, thank god

they have been breaded

and are frying in evoo at medium heat

“We are cooked through like buttah.”

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Mi dispiace, to gain access to these recipes, you must be a paid Cripes! Subscriber. It’s $9 a month, and we are obsessed with making this thing good—especially the recipes. Subscribe here. Thank you.

Also, if you are a subscriber or have been given a subscription, please create an account and log in on the site to view your recipes and more. Logging in also provides access to all of our past newsletters.  

This might be my favorite pic of the anniversary night. Archie staff picking at the eggplant bits stuck to the pan…

mangia mangia

yay!

tomato potato on the stove

the lovely shelley who ‘don’t even like eggplant’ but loves this dish

Both of my cats’ favorite food is tomato sauce, so they kept a close watch during the making of this newsletter. Zeno and Annunziatina ‘Nunzy’ Lipari.