A quick round-up, fermentation fest announcement, and paige Lipari Island No. 2 with Etna Mess compendium

the joy of the Etna Mess Part One

the latest

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This is our fifth time putting up this screenwriting class with Sophie and it’s shaping up to be another lovely group. If you are starting a screenplay from scratch - amazing! If you have a fully crafted script and looking to get critical eyes on it - va bene! This is your class.

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Archestratus Cookbook Club is tonight! 9 years and running. Bring a dish from Hailee Catalano’s By Heart, or a dish inspired by the book, or an Italian recipe, or a favorite recipe, or something from the grocery store around the corner. Come with something in your hands that is edible and good things will ensue.

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The writing class that will never die because it’s so good is here once again! Join freelance food and travel writer and cookbook author Devra Ferst this fall for a six week intensive course in food writing. I think we have done this class 40 times? I would have to count. Read Devra’s Eater article on Elbow Bread.  

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Enjoy this caramel video (and Etna Mess compendium below) that was sent out to paige Lipari Island subscribers last week. It’s a caramel in real time. Plus, Goethe. Especially if you love Sicilian food, the island is a really fun and weird little place to visit.

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The event on OCT 1 with Aran Goyoaga (Canelle et Vanilla) with Natasha Pickowicz moderating is almost sold out. Gluten-free_eaks, get on it!

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Lastly, we are going to be a part of the Union Square Greenmarket Fermentation Fest next Friday! Come join us from 10 to 5p, but especially between 11 and 3p when we will be sharing a tent and slinging books for SANDOR KATZ. There are food demos all day. Featured chefs: Victoria Blamey, Abdalrahman Ayyad, Mei Liao, and more! They stink! jkjk

or “They could only hold on as do things which should not last”

  • How to make an Etna Mess (scroll down and further down)

  • a caramel in real time

  • words about a rare italian cookbook series

  • talking to pigeons

  • an incomplete compendium of Etna Messes (the last 10 we know of more will be presented to Cripes! subscribers

The recipe for this Etna Mess is at the very bottom of this email. Here is a trailer for the bottom of this email at the top of this email.

first encounter in notebook, May 28, 2019

Etna is erupting. She is always in activity. Si, she’s a she and not just to me. Creating and destroying. Constantly renewing. The area around her is fertile and the crops are lifted by volcanic soil. Entire villages have been ruined. Things hiding under the surface made visible.

Sometimes, my psyche and the psyche of the volcano are indistinguishable. Creativity can feel like an eruption; the unseen is made seen. I spew out and in!

I remember it was from a brunch menu. Si, I was writing a brunch menu with a plan to start implementing it in 2020. I wanted to make something like a granola + yogurt  bowl, but through the lens of the Cyclops. Lava arrived before the cue.

Two years later, you all welcomed this inhospitable volcano dessert breakfast with open arms and gratitude. Thank you. I hope I can return it as I take it in. I have whipped up something like 38 of these mothers.

You may or may not have noticed, but I’ve been Etna Mess dormant for about a year and it isn’t by accident. Something happened that stopped me from making, from renewing, from creating.

So now I must erupt this repressed fury, as nothing great will come from keeping the fire inside. Much more on that in Etna Mess Part Two in September. Today we are in the joy. In the primordial Etna era.

Please go forth and make your own beautiful one at home and feed your cats a tiny bit of the cream.

Love, love,

ppppp

no sticker on this one!

#1

July 23, 2022


Stone fruit special! All the stone fruits baked in Marsala and hyssop with homemade meringue and savory whipped cream. Come! They are cold.

#etonmess
#mountetna
#etnamess
#archestratusfoods

sticker says: strawberry pie, gin chocolate, ricotta cream, meringue, marsala honey

#2

July 24, 2022

Official weekend special: the ETNA MESS. A play on the classic English dessert “ETON MESS” but featuring the ACTIVE Sicilian volcano ETNA and the foodsy riches of her territory. She is erupting as we type.

Yesterday was stone fruit, today is strawberry pie we chopped up with some gin chocolate, ricotta whipped cream, meringue, and Marsala honey sauce (that also has some peach drippings).

They are cold.

Love love love love love

#archestratusfoods
#etnamess

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#3

July 30, 2022

MYSTERY Etna - I will keep looking in my notes, but it looks like blueberry pie and caramel.

fresh apricot, meringue, ricotta, whip, vermouth caramel

#4

August 6, 2022

ETNA MESS 🌋🌋🌋 today and tomorrow we have some fresh apricot cooked in vanilla bean and Prosecco and the meringue and the ricotta whipppo and the Vermouth Caramel. #etnamess #glutenfree

It is cold and also a volcano

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#5

August 13, 2022


Today the ETNA MESS 🌋 has got some yummy peak season strawberries (we froze ‘em a month ago), a fresh figgy chocolate sauce, ricotta whipppo, meringue and some pistachios! Simple woman! Ask at the counter. #etnamess

We love making these 🙏💓

Etna is a volcano and we are the mess

yellow peaches in Moet, ricotta whippp, meringue, saffron goat milk caramel

#6

August 20, 2022

🌋🌋🌋 ETNA is weeping saffron caramel and lightly boozy peaches in whipppo ricotta and meringue.

Today’s special. Tomorrow we might have to sub peaches for plums, but I am no fortune teller.

Etna is the great destructress! Creation is the greatest relief! Google that Czesław Miłosz poem in the last slide! It’s a downer 😇

🌋🌋🌋

OECONOMIA DIVINA (From The Rising of the Sun)

I did not expect to live in such an unusual moment. When the God of thunders and of rocky heights,
The Lord of hosts, Kyrios Sabaoth,
Would humble people to the quick,
Allowing them to act whatever way they wished,
Leaving to them conclusions, saying nothing.
It was a spectacle that was indeed unlike
The agelong cycle of royal tragedies.
Roads on concrete pillars, cities of glass and cast iron,
Airfields larger than tribal dominions
Suddenly ran short of their essence and disintegrated
Not in a dream but really, for, subtracted from themselves,
They could only hold on as do things which should not last.
Out of trees, field stones, even lemons on the table,
Materiality escaped and their spectrum
Proved to be a void, a haze on a film.
Dispossessed of its objects, space was swarming.
Everywhere was nowhere and nowhere, everywhere.
Letters in books turned silver-pale, wobbled, and faded
The hand was not able to trace the palm sign, the river sign, or the sign of ibis.
A hullabaloo of many tongues proclaimed the mortality of the language.
A complaint was forbidden as it complained to itself.
People, afflicted with an incomprehensible distress,
Were throwing off their clothes on the piazzas so that nakedness might call
For judgment.
But in vain they were longing after horror, pity, and anger.
Neither work nor leisure
Was justified,
Nor the face, nor the hair nor the loins
Nor any existence.

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#7

August 21, 2022

This one has prune plums and will disarm you

#etnamess !

It’s like an Eton mess,
but 🇮🇹🌋

cherry tomatoes, strawberries, ricotta whippp, meringue, classic caramel

#8

August 27, 2022

Today’s ETNA MESS has tomatoes and strawberries cooked in sugar and warming spices with ricotta whippp and meringue and caramel of the classic persuasion.

Like all things, Etna is a volcano🙏 

#etnamess
#etonmess

Tomorrow is pear and panforte💓

We love making these

pear, panforte cream, ricotta whippp, meringue, caramel classic

#9

August 28, 2022

Listen, she can erupt at any moment and we may only have today! TODAY’s SPECIAL #etnaness has floral bartlett pears cooked in wine and spices with some Christmas panforte whipped and whipped into a buttercream with more ricotta whipp and meringue and caramel 🌋🌋🌋 did that make sense? These are the parts in the sum of the whole all working together so we are all in this cup omg

no sticker

#10

September 3, 2022

The 🌋🌋🌋 #ETNAMESS (Italian for ETON MESS) has the sweetest freshest corn and 🇮🇹polenta cake, a peach vermouth sauce, white stuff (meringue, ricotta whip), and buttermilk caramel (so buttery).

#gotthelife

Today and tomorrow! This is the flavor :) love love

watermelon pudding, dark chocolate, pistachio + walnut, meringue, ricotta whipp

#11

September 10, 2022

Some GELO di MELONE inspired #ETNAMESS🌋 this weekend! Involves watermelon 🍉 pudding topped with pistachios, walnuts, and chocolate. So FRIGGIN SICILIAN. Also, white stuff (meringue and ricotta whipp).

We love making these!

See you tonight for the @alice.feiring and @clarkbar event! Still some tickets available on the site.

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#12

September 17, 2022

The #ETNAMESS will stain your tongue purple / come come. The most wonderful purple grapes roasted in the oven and topped with homemade vino cotto (8 cups of mulled wine down to 2 cups of wine 🙏), white stuff (meringue, ricotta whippp) and caramel.

Also, we have beautiful Midnight Roma tomatoes and we can’t help but associate them with the late great Charles Grodin🙏🤓

Thank you have nice day

apple crumble, meringue, ricotta whippp, matcha white chocolate creme anglaise

#13

September 24, 2022

We like our desserts to reflect how we are feeling. The #ETNAMESS today is filled with supercharged spiced apples, a crumbly crumble, ricotta whippp, meringue and some white chocolate matcha creme anglaise.

The Pigeons are vip’s

VERY
IMPORTANT
PIGEONS

wine poached pear, ricotta whipp, meringue, hazelnut sauce, chopped choc, nocciole vibe

#14

October 1, 2022


2022 is such a strange year and in some ways the most difficult one of our la vita, but gee whiz the #etnamessis still a blast for us to make. It still flows bright hot and is a nice practice. Have we told you it’s like an #etonmess but mad Italian? Sometimes facts are difficult and we end up being incidentally mysterious (which wanted to autocorrect to ‘my arteries’)

So anyways, this one has pears with homemade hazelnut syrup and chunks of dark chocolate and the #whitestuff (ricotta whipp and meringue). Comforting simple flavors for the rain. Romance for 🌋🌋🌋

Also, I completely forgot I wrote a poem about ETNA many moons ago and made a drawing. It is attached in this instagram for your convenience. Enjoy?

pumpkin squash, cardamom, sesame, orange caramel, ricotta whipppp, meringue

#15

October 8, 2022

Today is the #EtnaMess

It is pumpkin squash, cardamom spices, sesame, orange caramel, ricotta whippp, meringue, and this was a community effort! So thank you!

Gotta go make some sandwiches bye bye love

banana donut, wine apples in cinnaspices, ricotta whipppp, meringue

#16

October 15, 2022

The #ETNAMESS has donuts in it today! Like a banana cinnamon and sugar one topped with stewed apples and meringue and ricotta whipppppp. Actually, it’s not ‘like a banana cinnamon and sugar one’ - it fully is. Which reminds me of that time my father bought a card for my brother that said ‘Like a Son’ on full accident and we laughed and laughed.

flourless chocolate cake, vermouth caramel, ricotta whipp, meringue

#17

October 22, 2022

This weekend’s #etnamess is inspired by me wanting chocolate cake on my period. It remains #glutenfree ! Flourless chocolate cake, ricotta whippppp, meringue, and vermouth caramel!

This is for all of us who come to work everyday even though it feels like tiny elves are jumping on yer thighs with little daggers and dragging downwards er something! 🥲

Also the fruit truck broke down and won’t deliver til tomorrow!

Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#18

November 5, 2022

We are moved and fortunate to bring you an Iranian inspired Etna mess. 🌹💃 All $$$ to the Iranian Diaspora Collective’s urgent call for Mainstream Media Coverage of the horrific murder of Zhina Mahsa Amina and its aftermath. A woman died for wearing an “improper hijab” so FUCK THAT and we present to you our peaceful protest.

HUGE thank you to @royashariat for making a very delicious pear and cardamom compote for the mess! And Thank you to Archie neighbor @nmalek who helped us find a path for the shop to keep amplifying the voices within Iran.

See you for pickup until 6p. More tomorrow!

#WOMANLIFEFREEDOM

#18 / proceeds went to the Iranian Diaspora Collective with the help of Roya Shariat

strawberry cake, Meyer lemon curd, meringue, ricotta whippp, simple woman

#19

November 12, 2022


#ETNAMESS belches HAPPY SUMMER 😵‍💫 I think the heat is why we sleepwalked to the freezer and defrosted the peak strawberries and made a fluffy cake, some salty Meyer lemon curd and the white stuff. Simple woman / simple creature. Limited. Beloved. Immediate. Terrifying! 🌋🌋🌋

orange sweet potato + Japanese sweet potato + cranberry sauce with caramel mixed in for back note depth + ricotta whipp + meringue

#20

November 19, 2022

The #EtnaMess is filled with roasted sweet potatoes and Japanese sweet potatoes and apples (cooked in apple cider) and this red wine cranberry compote mixed with a little caramel which made it taste nice and the white stuff! Meringue and ricotta whipppp.

Pablo passed by and greeted us with his love. Literally - one time him and his wife were passing the shop and we all told eachother we loved eachother. It was the best 😂😂😂 “I love you.” “I love you, as well.”

Okie 🤗🤗🤗

Head to the website to preorder your Etna or come by and feel free to preorder yours for tomorrow if you want. The website is mostly a force of good for both of us.

buttery almond cake, Meyer lemon curd, ricotta whip, meringue, thank you so much

#21

December 3, 2022

The last #ETNAMESS of 2022! A very buttery almond cake (#glutenfree) with salt Meyer lemon curd and the white stuff! (Meringue and ricotta whipppp)

A little zing for your rain

It has been a goddamn pleasure serving you these lil volcano’s this year. Looking forward to next.

Preorder online if you wanna! Available today and tomorrow until the sell out.

🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋

california citrus clafoutis + jasmine creme anglaise, meringueeee, ricotta whippp

#22

March 11, 2023

ETNA IS A VOLCANO AND WE ARE THE MESS 🌋back this weekend is our sicilian spin on #etonmess👩‍👦filled with coconut and California citrus clafoutis (si, there are coconuts in sicily), with a jasmine creme anglaise (si, jasmine grows everywhere you can sniff it when you land), plus ricotta whipp and classic meringue.

IT IS GLUTEN FREE TODAY

We love to make these 🌋We hope it cheers up your gloomy day 🌋 we will have it tomorrow, 2 🌋 she has returned

#portable
#cold
#savage
#etnamess

panettone bread pudding, blackberry sambuca compote, ricotta whipp, meringueee

#23

March 18, 2023

Harriet is a fan of the #ETNAMESS today! It’s got some leftover holiday pannetone which we made into bread pudding and simmered up a sambuca sweet blackberry compote with ritual ricotta whipp and meringue we crunched up and sacrificed.

Etna is a volcano and sicily is a country but who knows and what? WHAT? Dessert it is!

We have this today and we have this tomorrow and you can always preorder anything ever on the website!

Love love

anise scone, golden raisin, tangelo marmalade, ricotta whippp, meringueerree

#24

April 15, 2023

#ETNAMESS is back after a short hiatus. She got covid and needed to chill and be dormant for a bit 🛌🛌🛌 BUT SHE SAYS HI HI TODAY and is filled with our anise golden raisin scones and topped with both a heavy and light ricotta whipppooo buddy and meringue crushed and destroyed plus a million tangelos stewed into a bittersweet syrup. If you forgot what bittersweet is and need a reminder come try this syrup.

Etna mess is like life and if it is not like life it is not Etna mess🌋🌋🌋

Good to be back cookin

#enjoy
#etnamess
#siciliangirls

love is a pink cake angel food cake, blackberry sauce, almond ricotta whippp, merinigueeeee

#25

April 29, 2023

The #etnamess is filled with the most floofy floofy vanilla cake from @claireptak of @violetcakeslondon with whom we are doing an event this Wednesday, May the 3rd! Blackberry sauce and almond ricotta whipp and meringueeeeee. Simply: very comforting on this rainy day.

Come by and get some ramps, kumquats, a coffee, a book, a new pan, a spoon, a notebook, a new tinned fish, and the ETNA MESS. Go back home and put on sweatpants and play with kitties, si?

Without question you must! No more mister nice guy!

Love love

quince in sherry, tangelo sauce, saffron caramel, ricotta whipppp, meringue

#26

May 13, 2023


I love you #etnamess is quince in a sherry brown sugar syrup with tangelo and saffron caramel and lots of cream okie I gg love love

panettone bread pudding, hazelnut creamy, blackberry juice, zest of ruby red, ricotta whippp, meringueee

#27

June 11, 2023

Another lost Etna! No post about this one.

apricot in wine + port, caramel + ricotta whippp + meringue

#28

June 17, 2023


Fresh apricot and port wine caramel in today’s #etnamess !!! 🌋🌋🌋

today is Saturday June 17 2023 and the sun is shining the moon is new #comecome

A selection of special items I’ve been hoarding, giving love, and now must release to you exclusively. Feel free to purchase or simply admire here. I show and I tell.

Cucina Che Vai Natura Che Trovi

The most beautiful cookbook series ever written (si) is the In Bocca (In the Mouth) series from Edizioni il Vespro. Starting in 1976, it is comprised of 20 excellent regional cookbooks also heavy in local lore, art, poetry, slang, and much more. The books are extremely rare and the editions roughly go for $400 ish bucks in the US.

The cookbook (now available to purchase) I’m featuring above was some kind of related side project of the series called ‘Cucina Che Vai Natura Che Trovi’ which very roughly translates to: You go to the kitchen, you find nature.

The editor’s distinctly wanted to focus on the simple, natural dishes that formed the backbone of Sicilian cuisine. Garlic aioli with a large red mullet, grilled and wrapped in fig leaves, seasoned with oregano and basil. Also, lamb, hare, rabbit, and fish, simply grilled. Almond and honey based pastries. Bread and vegetables like bitter chicory. The wine whose grapes sprung out of the fertile terra firma around Mount Etna.

They chose to call attention to the cuisine of the truly poor and omit very lengthy recipes (no time) or recipes that require special tools (no money). It’s more a soup of wild greens gathered on the way home from working in the fields enriched with maccu (a creamy bean paste) over a prawn couscous which would specifically require a couscoussier.

There are incredible historical images and drawings throughout. There is also a chapter in the book titled ‘Sicilian things' which has a collection of sayings and proverbs and riddles.

The last time I was in Alcamo visiting my family, I scooped myself a big plastic bag of dried chickpeas from the produce stall around the corner from them. It had a great sign and somewhere I have a pic! Lemme see. Ok, I found it:

Oasi della frutta / Oasis of Fruit

I think they cost something close to 4 euro for about 70 ounces. It ended up being extremely simple to bring back in my suitcase and were the most delicious chickpeas I’ve ever had in my life.

A translation of the ‘Minestra di ceci’ recipe above:

Chickpea Soup

This soup also boasts an ancient tradition and is still prepared today in both western and eastern Sicily. In the evening, soak 800 grams of chickpeas in water overnight with a pinch of baking soda. Transfer the chickpeas with their cooking water (which should well cover the legumes) to a pan, add salt, and bring to a boil over low heat. Cook. In another terracotta pot, sauté 2 sliced onions in olive oil, add 2 ripe tomatoes, peeled and cut into wedges, a pinch of rosemary, ground red chili pepper, salt, and black pepper. Add the chickpeas with the cooking water and let them absorb the flavors. Serve this soup piping hot.

Me here: Serve this soup piping hot…with a few big glugs of olive oil, sea salt, primu sale cheese, and semolina bread on the table. Obvs. Ahhhhh! This reminds me —

During the Sicilian Vespers, Sicilian soldiers would ask supposed allies to pronounce the difficult word for chickpea (ciciri). If they pronounced it wrong or with a foreign dialect, they knew they were enemies trying to infiltrate. I just learned this linguistic quirk or insight is called a shibboleth.

It reminds me of how my Papa used to tell me when I was little that American soldiers in NYC would do a similar test on potential German spies during World War 2. The word/trap in question here was the ‘Houston’ in How-stun Street. Later, he told me he thinks he completely made that up.

I wonder what you call the Sicilian instinct to make sacred a small quirk and use it as a trick to catch outsiders THUS making yourself feel even MORE like a Sicilian.

There is not a whole ton on the internet about the il Vespro book series, but I just found this short film which features them nicely. You can get a sense. I deeply enjoyed the second half when they start cooking…